Sunday, 15 January 2017

It's Cold In Amherstburg.

Good morning everyone. Yes my hands are still cold. It must be the fact I'm getting old. Like I said before, when I was young cold had no feeling to me but now, oh my goodness. Brrrrrrr, I'm cold all the time. If I knew this, years ago I would have moved to Florida. 

Chemistry In The Soup Kitchen

While volunteering in a soup kitchen, I hit it off with a very attractive single man. It was a relief, since my mother and I always laughed 
because the men to whom I was drawn were inevitably married. So, optimistic about my chances, I asked my new friend what he did for a 
living. He replied, “I’m a priest.”

Sock it to Me

On the first night of their 
honeymoon, the husband isn’t sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is wondering how to break the news to him about her awful breath, which so far, she’s been able to cover up. After some soul-searching, the 
husband gathers his nerve and says, “I have a confession.”
She draws closer, peers into his eyes, and says, “Darling, so do I.”
Recoiling, he says, “Don’t tell me—you’ve eaten my socks.”

Better Late Than Never

After waiting two hours for her date, Sarah concluded she’d been stood up. So she changed into pajamas, made some popcorn, and flopped down in front of the TV. Then the doorbell rang—it was her date. He took one look at Sarah and gasped. “You’re still not ready?”

Family Matters

“Why doesn’t your mother like me?” a woman asks her boyfriend.
“Don’t take it personally,” he assures her. “She’s never liked anyone I’ve dated. I once dated someone exactly like her, and that didn’t work out at all.”
“What happened?”
“My father couldn’t stand her.”

Dress to Impress

My boyfriend and I were taking his 19-year-old niece to a weekend festival. When we arrived at her house to pick her up, she appeared in tasteful but very short shorts, and a tank top with spaghetti straps. A debate began immediately about appropriate dress. I took the girl’s side, recalling that when we began dating, I dressed the same way.
“Yes,” said my boyfriend sternly, “and I said something about it, didn’t I?”
Everyone looked at me. “Yeah,” I replied. “You said, ‘What’s your phone number?'”


Well my cruise is coming up soon. I have my luggage out and soon I'll start packing. I love preparing everything what I'll be putting in my luggage. My wife waits until the night before but not me. People think, my wife and daughter think I'm nuts but each day waiting is excited. So far my shorts to  wear when I walk around the ship, the socks that I'll be wearing when I go for dinner and next, I'm not sure but one thing I will not forget this time is suit coat. Not like the last time.
Enjoy your day my friends.


                                " SEE YA "


                           CRUISIN PAUL 


  1. It must be every exciting to be in this preparation period. When I traveled I have a spare bedroom in the house where I'd gather up everything going with me. I like to plan those things ahead, too.

  2. Bwahahahahaha on the jokes. I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    I know you're excited about your cruise as you should be. I never waited until the last day to pack either. I pack and then later take half of everything out and then I'm done. It takes me about one week to pack.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

  3. LOL @ the jokes the one with the bad breath she definitely needs a peppermint LOL :-)

    The cruise is getting even closer now Pauleo but you must stay calm heheh!

  4. A funny collection as usual, and i hope you enjoy every minute of your packing!