Saturday, 21 January 2017

Bright Sunshiny Saturday.

Good morning all of my wonderful friends. This morning the sun is bright and warm at this time of the year, January 21th. Usually we have a lot of snow on the ground at this time but this time none and a lot of rain. I'm not complaining because when I fly out of Detroit this time to go to Miami for my cruise, there will be no problem, knock on wood.

A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for $500,000."
The boy goes and asks his mother: "Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500,000?" The mother replies: "Hell yes I would!"
The little boy returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'" The father then says: "Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her principal for $500,000."
The boy asks his sister: "Would you have sex with your principal for $500,000?" The sister replies: "Hell yes I would!"
He returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'" The father answers: "Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores."

A women stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, ma'am?"
"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
"What was wrong with it?"
"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!"
The librarian nodded and said, "Ah. So you must be the person who took our phone book."

 Once upon a time there were three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, and they all lived together.

One night the 96 year old ran a bath. She put one foot in and paused. "Was I getting in the tub or out?" she yelled.

The 94 year old hollered back, "I don't know. I'll come and see." She started up the stairs and stopped. She shouted, "Was I going up or coming down?"

The 92 year old sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sister’s shook her head and said, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful," and knocked on wood for good measure.

Then she yelled, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."


Well that's it for now. I'll be with you probably sometime  during the week and after that, it will be after my cruise. 

 " SEE YA "

Cruisin Paul


  1. Loved all the jokes as always.

    I'm glad you're not going to have snow to contend with when you leave for your cruise.

    I know how you look forward to your cruise each year. I'll be going with you virtually that is.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

  2. Hope you both have the time of our lives and do it in the sunshine and warm temperatures.

    The baby coming out of the printer really cracked me up.

  3. Heeheehee! Don't let me knock on wood, i might have to answer the door again. Hope you have a wonderful time on your cruise!

  4. Not long to go now Pauleo I hope your going to wave...get it :-)

    Bangkok such a dirty habit lol the jokes were funny.

    It's freezing here in London at the moment and some fog but no snow as of yet :-)

    Have a tanfasticated day Pauleo :-)