Friday, 30 December 2016


Well my blogging friends, it's that time of the year when we have completed 2016. We've had good & bad situations and we've all still gone through it. Once again, I thank you all for taking your time to visit Mr. Cruisers Notes. I do enjoy doing this blog and I hope to continue in the new year. See ya then.



Cruisin Paul

Wednesday, 28 December 2016

Last Wednesday of the Year

Good morning everyone. Well Christmas has been finished for another year and we are waiting for year 2017. Last night we went to my daughter's home again for my granddaughter's birthday. She's now 11 years of age going on 20. Ha,ha,ha. Her parents bought her an ice cream cake with her face with a horse on it and Emily in turn made her own cake and it was very tasty. I didn't want the ice cream cake. It was mint ice cream cake and I hate mint. Emily received more gifts after getting gifts for Christmas. Lucky girl.


An Irish Girl comes back for New Years

The other asked, “Where have you been all this time? Why did you not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't you call?”
The girl crying replied, "Dad, I became a prostitute."
"Whaaa!!? Out of here you shameless harlot! You're a disgrace to this family."
"OK, daddy.  If that’s your wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for £4 million."
"For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for you daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club and an invitation for you all to spend a fun New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and..."
“Now what was it ye said you had become, again?" says dad.
Girl, crying again, "A prostitute dad!”
"Oh! You scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said a Protestant. Come here and give your old man a hug!”

New Year’s Dream

Jenna was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Dave, her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?”

“Aha, you'll know tonight,” answered Dave .

At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Dave approached Jenna  and handed her small package.  Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a funny  book entitled “The meaning of dreams.”

Lecture Tour with A Difference

On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home.  As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman.  'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.
'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger.
'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?' enquired the constable sarcastically.
'My wife,' slurred Daniel grimly.

Pοlice: Where dο you live?
Μe: with Μy parents
Pοlice: Where dοes your Ρarents live?
Μe: with me
Pοlice: Where dο you Αll live?
Μe: together
Pοlice: Where Ιs your house?
Μe: Νext to my Νeighbors house.
Pοlice: Where Ιs your neighbors hοuse?
Μe: Ιf I tell yοu, Yοu won’t believe Μe.
Police: Τell me.
Μe: Νext to my hοuse.  - See more at:

Unexpected Guest

The New Year's Eve party had turned into a regular marathon with numerous guests coming and going.
At one point, a man knocked on the door, was greeted heartily although no one knew who he was, and was led to the bar in the basement.
He sat there happily for a couple of hours before a strange light dawned on his face. "You know," he confided to his host, "I wasn't even invited to this party. I just came over to tell you that some of your guests' cars are blocking my driveway."
The guest continued, "My wife's been sitting out in the car waiting for me to get them moved."


Well that's it for this year. For all my wonderful blogging friends, enjoy the evening but remember New Years day is the start of the year, 

                                                             " SEE YA "

 Cruisin Paul

Saturday, 24 December 2016

Christmas Eve

At this time the year, I want to thank all of you, my blogging friends who take their time to stop by
and read my blog. You could probably check on other better blogs but I really appreciate it.
I hope that you all can have a wonderful Christmas day with the ones you love. 

                      " See ya my Friends "

Cruisin Paul

Sunday, 18 December 2016

Snowy Sunday

Good morning my friends. How are you doing? Did you think that I was going to continue with the red & green idea. I might try to do that later closer to Christmas.  Well we got more snow Friday night. You know, last year I was driving my Camero until New Years but this year I had to put my Bumble Bee in the garage earlier. I thought we were suppose to have warmer winter with less snow. Somebody made a mistake.


Enter the Pearly Gates

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of stockings.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

Answer... "They're Carol's." 

There was once a great czar in Russia named Rudolph the Red. He stood looking out the windows of is palace one day while his wife, the Czarina Katerina, sat nearby knitting. He turned to her and said, "Look my dear, it has begun to rain!" Without even looking up from her knitting she replied, "It's too cold to rain. It must be sleeting." The Czar shook his head and said, "I am the Czar of all the Russias, and Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

10 Reasons Why a Woman WOULD LIKE to Be Santa Claus

  1. There'd be no more early morning decisions about what to wear to the office.
  2. No one would bother to ask Santa Claus for a ride to work.
  3. Buy one big brown belt and you'd be accessorized for life.
  4. You'd always work in sensible footwear.
  5. You'd never be expected to make the coffee.
  6. There'd be no need to play office politics; a hearty ho-ho-ho would remind everyone who is the boss.
  7. Juggling work and family would be easy.  All your children would adore you; even your teenagers would want to sit in your lap.
  8. You'd never take the wrong coat on your way home.
  9. You could grow a tummy the size of Texas and consider it a job requirement of a funny Santa Claus.
  10. No one would ask to see your job description.

After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.
"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.
"That’s still quite a bit," Tom groused.
Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.
Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap.”
So the clerk handed him a mirror.

  • A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
    The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

  • It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
    "Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.
    "That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
    "Before the store opened."

You know the sun is out and it's very beautiful but I'm still not going outside. It's to cold for me.
My grandchildren, Emily & Cole are with us for the day. Friday night my wife & I went to Cole's school's Christmas music at the church. He's in the choir and wow, did those children sound wo fantastic. It was an enjoyment just listening to them.
My friends, have a great day.


                                                                   " SEE YA "

" Cruisin Paul "