Saturday, 18 February 2017

Warm Saturday


Good morning friends. Above is the coffee that I like the most. Years ago I have a coffee at McDonald and I hated very much. I would drink coffee from Tim Horton's but one day my cousin Dan asked to go for a coffee and we went to McDonald's. I started to think, Oh boy here  we go again but to my amazement this coffee was very good and I've been drinking McCafe every since. Thanks Dan.
Tomorrow my golfing friend Gerry and his wife are leaving for a cruise to the Caribbean and most important stopping over in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. Have a great time Gerry.
I emailed my travel agent Nancy just to check in and see if she has any new cruise ideas. I've been cruising for 11 years with Carnival and since I've reached platinum I would like to continue BUT my wife isn't happy. She says we've been to all the ports in the Caribbean and she wants a change. Well Nancy told her that cruisin in the Caribbean the ports aren't going to change, just the ships and Nancy gave us some ideas. One big thing that is going change and that is me not arranging the vacation. I informed my wife that her and Nancy can do the arranging even though I'm a little worried about that. Nancy mentioned to her about the Celebrity Equinox and Celebrity Reflection. She said that these ships are more for adults so we well see what will happen. Pray for me friends.
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Hunting with a wife



A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion.

The visiting hunter asked, "when did you bag him?"

The host said, "that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife."

"What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter. "My wife."

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Placing your order


A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted.

"No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."

The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked,

"Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."

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There were three men who got stranded on an island. A group of cannibals found the three men and took them to their place in the tropical rainforest of an island.

The cannibals told the three men to go in the rainforest and find ten of the same fruits each. So the three of them went into the woods to get fruits. An hour later they all came back.

The first man brought ten apples.

The Cannibals told the man to push all the apples up his ass with out crying, if he did not cry, the cannibals would let him go. The man pushed five up his ass then cried. The cannibals ate him.

The second man brought ten berries. The Cannibals told him to push all the berries up his ass without laughing, and if he didn't laugh, they would let him go. The man pushed nine up his ass then laughed. The cannibals ate him.

Up in heaven the first man asked the second man, "Why did you laugh, you were so close!"

The second man says, ''I couldn't help it, the next guy came with ten pineapples.''


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                          That's it for today. See you soon.  

 
                               Cruisin Paul

13 comments:

  1. McDonald's coffee is horrible here. I'm glad it's good there.

    So your wife is going to be doing the cruise planning. I'm sure she'll do fine. What could hurt to make her happy to see some new places. I can see her point after 11 years.

    Love all the jokes as always.

    Have a fabulous day, Paul. ☺

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  2. I see her point Sandee but you can't change the Caribbean islands so she'll have to the ships I guess. She also wants to go Europe so that will be another choice.
    Just to let you know my friend, I having a McCafe right now and it's really good.
    See ya Sandee.

    Cruisin Paul

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  3. Sounds only fair that your wife gets to plan the agenda for your next cruise. She might surprise you and find some things that you passed by. Either way, you'll be together and that is huge!

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    1. Only fair, she was the one to tell me to arrange the cruises from the start. It doesn't matter where we go or how we go, as long as maryLou and I are there together, that what I say. See ya Jean.

      Cruisin Paul

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  4. As long as you have plenty of sunshine and good food, i'm sure anywhere you cruise will work out. If i had bigger bills, i wouldn't use them at fast food places, either!

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    1. " As long as you have plenty of sunshine and good food, i'm sure anywhere you cruise ", Mimi, I totally agree with you. As long as MaryLou & I together, it doesn't make a different how or where we go. See ya my friend.

      Cruisin Paul

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  5. I love McDonald's coffee. At home I use Eight o'Clock coffee and it tastes like McDonald's.

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  6. Bee, I love McDonald coffee as you well know after reading the blog. Eight o" Clock coffee, I never heard about it before. Sounds good to me.

    Cruisin Paul

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  7. We got a McDonalds down the road from me but I like Costa Coffee their Latte is lovely

    Those jokes made me giggle especially Placing My Order

    Sorry I am late commenting Pauleo but don't worry I am praying for you heheh! :-)

    Have a ♫ Shut Up and Dance ♫ tastic day :-)

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  8. Good morning Steveo and I'm drinking McDonald's coffee right now and think about the song ♫ Shut Up and Dance ♫ .

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Are you OK Pauleo you have not been about for a while or are you still drinking coffee and singing Shut Up And Dance heheh! :-)

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  9. I am sure you will like what your wife planned for holidays for both of you. I have not been on a cruise yet and am thinking of one. I haven't tried McD's coffee yet because long time I haven't stepped into McD.

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  10. I'm glad you have your computer back. If you need any help let me know. I'm fair at this blogging thing.

    Have a fabulous weekend, Paul. ☺

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