Last Wednesday of the Year

Good morning everyone. Well Christmas has been finished for another year and we are waiting for year 2017. Last night we went to my daughter's home again for my granddaughter's birthday. She's now 11 years of age going on 20. Ha,ha,ha. Her parents bought her an ice cream cake with her face with a horse on it and Emily in turn made her own cake and it was very tasty. I didn't want the ice cream cake. It was mint ice cream cake and I hate mint. Emily received more gifts after getting gifts for Christmas. Lucky girl.

                                                                      EMILY

An Irish Girl comes back for New Years

The other asked, “Where have you been all this time? Why did you not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't you call?”
The girl crying replied, "Dad, I became a prostitute."
"Whaaa!!? Out of here you shameless harlot! You're a disgrace to this family."
"OK, daddy.  If that’s your wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for £4 million."
"For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for you daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club and an invitation for you all to spend a fun New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and..."
“Now what was it ye said you had become, again?" says dad.
Girl, crying again, "A prostitute dad!”
"Oh! You scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said a Protestant. Come here and give your old man a hug!”

New Year’s Dream

Jenna was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Dave, her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?”

“Aha, you'll know tonight,” answered Dave .

At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Dave approached Jenna  and handed her small package.  Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a funny  book entitled “The meaning of dreams.”

Lecture Tour with A Difference

On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home.  As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman.  'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.
'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger.
'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?' enquired the constable sarcastically.
'My wife,' slurred Daniel grimly.

Pοlice: Where dο you live?
Μe: with Μy parents
Pοlice: Where dοes your Ρarents live?
Μe: with me
Pοlice: Where dο you Αll live?
Μe: together
Pοlice: Where Ιs your house?
Μe: Νext to my Νeighbors house.
Pοlice: Where Ιs your neighbors hοuse?
Μe: Ιf I tell yοu, Yοu won’t believe Μe.
Police: Τell me.
Μe: Νext to my hοuse.  - See more at: http://newyearwishesquotes.com/happy-new-year-funny-jokes-whatsapp/#sthash.5UQxzFP6.dpuf

Unexpected Guest

The New Year's Eve party had turned into a regular marathon with numerous guests coming and going.
At one point, a man knocked on the door, was greeted heartily although no one knew who he was, and was led to the bar in the basement.
He sat there happily for a couple of hours before a strange light dawned on his face. "You know," he confided to his host, "I wasn't even invited to this party. I just came over to tell you that some of your guests' cars are blocking my driveway."
The guest continued, "My wife's been sitting out in the car waiting for me to get them moved."

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Well that's it for this year. For all my wonderful blogging friends, enjoy the evening but remember New Years day is the start of the year, 

                                                             " SEE YA "

 
 Cruisin Paul